KOONS IN CHICAGO-

... notes from a critic:

Koons' lobster is red,
His big heart is blue,
He's referencing Manet,
And Winnie the Pooh.
His blow-ups are steel,
The heart weights a ton,
His dick's in your face-
There's nowhere to run.

The minions they make it,
And Cicciolina has fun! (those two are me)

-Deanna Isaacs, Chicago Reader